it’s kak.

total, unashamed, complete, unadulterated kak.

Hugh, you let me down. :(

And were they Kate Beckinsale’s real teeth? I mean it is difficult to tell isn’t it, she is quite well blessed in the Equine-like tooth department. I could be confusing this with that other shit film she did about vampires. But I couldn’t really tell if they were her own teeth in that or not either. God Almighty, will someone please, for the sake of all that is still right in the world, stop casting talentless aneorexics in films? They yak on about bad impressions to teenage girls and then do something like this, she’ll be advertising Slimfast next. Oh the irony.

Gah! I am boring myself now, I don’t want to talk about this anymore, it makes me want to punch someone.

_{BTW was there a story in this film? I may have fallen asleep}