seiran
Roscommon
DISCREPANCIES. — 1 year ago
My childhood memory:
Narrator: And so Milo knew the only way to escape was to juuuuump off the cliff and into the sea!
(Shot of a brave kitty leaping heroically into the sea!)
(Shot of a kitty swimming to shore!)
Five-year-old me: Yaaaaaaaaay!
What I saw last night:
Narrator: And so Milo knew the only way to escape was to juuuuump off the cliff and into the sea!
(Shot of a falling cat that has very obviously been chucked into the air by a stagehand, yowling as it plummets into the water)
(Shot of a very upset cat yowling as it swims to shore)
Me: OH MY GOD YOU BASTARDS.

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