This is a fun little book. I keep putting sticky notes on some of the quotes I like best.

“His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.” – Mae West

“The graveyards are full of women whose houses were so spotless you could eat off the floor. Remember the second wife always has a maid.” – Heloise Cruise

“My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands. Two of them were just napping.” – Rita Rudner

Perhaps this would be less funny if I didn’t have a recent ex to be bitter over, but I love this book right now.