For some strange reason, whenever I bought a pack of oreos, I did better in school. Possibly a cooincidence or some third factor, but who cares.

I recommend getting a healthier generic like the ones from Trader Joe’s. Nabisco’s Oreos contain hydrogenated oils (trans fats) which are one atom away from being a plastic. Not that big a deal-you shouldn’t be eating them all the time anyhow-just an occasional treat.