A story about this — 6 years ago
Labyrinth is far too intimate with David Bowie’s crotch. I now know far, far more about David Bowie’s penis than I ever wished to know, and he didn’t even take his pants off.
However, were I 16 again I’d probably not notice David Bowie’s crotch and instead be focused on Jennifer Connelley.


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Princess_of_Tea
16-year-old's reaction to Labyrinth
Nope—my 16 year old’s reaction was about the same. However, the comment that actually came out of said kid’s mouth: “Look! David Bowie’s playing with his glass balls!”
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