This movie should be called “Labyrinth, starring David Bowie’s Crotch” because, really, that would be a more accurate title. Whenever Bowie was on screen, it seemed like there was a little spotlight right there, hilighting it for all to see.

Or, was that just me?

Anyway. I only recently saw this film. I think if I had grown up with it my opinion would be very different (puppets scared the hell out of me, for one thing.) but as it is, I found this a great film to laugh at. I was giggling the whole way through. David Bowie should always be in spandex, that should be a new law. I don’t care if he’s like fifty something now. “Magic Dance” is the most catchy song in the world.

Watch this film.