Peeling it was like something out of the Crystal maze, I swear that if I hadn’t had to file all my nails down from work I’d have lost every last one in the elephant hide skin on this bloody great Grapefruit imposter.

Anyway, I gave half to the rather large nurse I work with because it was just too much hassle.

so lunch today was:
half a pomelo
a satsuma
another stasuma.