I feel ill.

No, it wasn’t the best movie EVAR. Yes, I believe that everyone knows not to eat out three times a day every day. But what did you expect? For him to literally drop dead after a week? Not even the doctors expected that kind of decline in health. The point was to show what a worst case scenario would be like. I was floored and disgusted, but still entertained. I felt like it lived up to my expectations—don’t go in expecting him to gain 200 pounds or something, because that’s just stupid, the human body doesn’t work that way. What did happen to him WAS amazing, whether you realize that or not (desensitized as we are to amazing feats after watching X-Men or infomercials or what have you).

Are you starting a diet? I recommend watching this the morning of the first day. Man, it would be sweet.