Drugs would have helped — 5 years ago
I’m glad I watched, for the mere fact that I can say that I have seen it. There were some interesting bits but for the most part if was just tedious and boring.
I recommend that you watch it in fast forward (we did this towards the end of the movie and didn’t miss anything) or take some sort of hallucinogenic that might make the slow pace seem more bearable.
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coupland
Ipkitten's right
drugs do help, this should have a ‘MUST BE MEDICATED’ sticker on the side. Shine on Kubrick, you crazy diamond!
FlyGirl
I tried to watch it
But I just couldn’t get past the apes with bone weapons or some such crap at the beginning. I mean — come on. Kubrick burned a LOT of film on the freaking monkies. At that rate, it’s going to take him about a million reels to finally get to outer space. I’ve thought about going back and trying to watch it again, but now you tell me the whole freaking PICTURE is that way? Sheesh.
I need to go work out or something. Maybe that would help the picture if I was doing crunches or SOMETHING to get the blood moving again.
FlyGirl
I tried to watch it
But I just couldn’t get past the apes with bone weapons or some such crap at the beginning. I mean — come on. Kubrick burned a LOT of film on the freaking monkeys. At that rate, it’s going to take him about a million reels to finally get to outer space. I’ve thought about going back and trying to watch it again, but now you tell me the whole freaking PICTURE is that way? Sheesh.
I need to go work out or something. Maybe that would help the picture if I was doing crunches or SOMETHING to get the blood moving again.
FlyGirl
I tried to watch it
But I just couldn’t get past the apes with bone weapons or some such crap at the beginning. I mean — come on. Kubrick burned a LOT of film on the freaking monkeys. At that rate, it’s going to take him about a million reels to finally get to outer space. I’ve thought about going back and trying to watch it again, but now you tell me the whole freaking PICTURE is that way? Sheesh.
I need to go work out or something. Maybe that would help the picture if I was doing crunches or SOMETHING to get the blood moving again.
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