I have no idea why, but I was a huge fan of the video game…dark, interesting action and while plain in some people’s books I was diggin’ it.

The movie felt like an attempt to make the goriest film ever…using effects from 1980. So it reminded me of Monty Python’s quest for the Holy Grail battle of the Black Knight scene, without the humor. The acting was sub-par by everyone and the only reason I would recommend the film to someone is if they wanted to see what the lead actress looked like with her top off for all of 2 minutes (which happens in a scene that makes almost no sense, but why should I complain?).

I want my $4 back.