Lightlife’s Gimme Lean, both sausage style and ground beef style.

I made some sausages for breakfast and made the mistake of leaving the table for five minutes to check e-mail. When I came back down, it was gone. I figured ‘ok, that’s one time’ but no, because I made veggie salisbury steaks for dinner and the same thing happened.

My granola and soy milk is falling victim to a mysterious phenomena that’s also making it disappear. At this rate, I won’t have any food.

In some ways I don’t mind. It’s much healthier than what members of my family normally eat but I would like to keep some food to myself. Eeep.