I need to live in a house. A house with a basement. A basement where I can make wine and cheese. A house with a yard so I can have fruit trees and a garden with fresh herbs and trucks pulling up to my house to drop off 1000 lbs of grapes and I shoo my chickens away as I move the grapes to the press.

This book is informative and belly laugh funny. It is full of common sense and culinary delights. Read this book and you will be a better person.