I had very low expectations for Stealth, but I was wrong. I planned to find the movie so bad it was funny, but War of the Worlds beat it!

The plane was supposed to be super-smart but ended up dumb as a rock. Shots of Jessica Alba’s ass in tight pants didn’t help (but she is a great shot with the ‘wave the gun around’ technique) nor did the love story nor the super awesome special effects.

I do want a refueling zeppelin, though.